Welp.
Hello! I'm Sam and I live on Long Island, where I commute to my lovely school every day (AU). I suck at making little blurbs so if you want to know more, ask. I have a not so private blog that you're free to ask for as well because I use it more than this one.
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best intro to porn ever omg fucking James Deen
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Will Smith, everybody.
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Brought to you by the United Nations. Very impressive.
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“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)
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MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING
you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im
im not even lying im so mad
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